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FABULOUS TACO RECIPE...FOLLOWED BY DESSERT.....

HOLA!  This is so simple and so yummy!! Chicken is a favorite in this house and I'm always looking for a new way to make it.  Being a southern girl, we like to make things from scratch, but this day in age, we also like QUICK AND EASY!!!  So, here it goes....

Place some chicken breast in a crock pot and fully cover with salsa (any kind).  This is the part where you leave it for 8 hours and don't mess with it until you get home.  When you get home, take it out and pull apart, making shredded chicken (it is SO tender!), then put it back in the crock pot to keep it moist. 

Then, take corn tortillas and place in a pan of hot grease for a few seconds, folding them over to make homemade taco shells.  (Not the healthiest, but darn good!)

THAT"S IT!!!  Place chicken from the crock pot in the homemade taco shells and top with shredded cheese, sour cream, diced tomatoes, guacamole, salsa, whatever!!!!!  So simple,  homemade and almost EFFORTLESS!!!!  Enjoy!

FINISH THAT OFF WITH THIS AWESOME RECIPE FOR SOPAPILLAS...

1 1/2 cups warm water

1 pkg dry yeast

1 tsp baking powder

1 tsp salt

4 cups flour

1 Tbs sugar

1 Tbs shortening    

Dissolve yeast in water, add sugar and shortening then the flour sifted with baking powder and salt.

Mix well and knead. Set aside in bowl with cloth cover for 1 hour(to rise).  

Roll dough to a little less than 1/4 inch cut into triangle or rectangles(larger~ about 4 inches long) fry in hot shortening.

Note; Fry only a couple at a time, so fat stays hot, if it is hot they will puff up and become hollow.

Also change out fat if cooking very many. 

Drain on paper towels.  Dough may also be frozen, makes approx 20 Sopas.

Serve warm with powdered sugar or cinnamon sugar on top or my favorite; warm with honey

"The other day I broke 70. That's a lot of clubs. "
- Henny Youngman 

"The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life."
Chi Chi Rodriguez

"It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course."
-Hank Aaron

"Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can't play it. "
-Ted Ray
 

"For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball."
-Dave Barry

"One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said."
-US Open TV Commentator

"I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart."
-Buddy Hackett

"The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course."
Billy Graham

FUNNY BUMPER STICKERS...THESE ARE GREAT!!

?         Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

?         Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

?         I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

?         Don't hit me. My lawyer's in jail.

?         I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.

?         Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.

?         I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

?         Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel

?         Boldly going nowhere

?         CAUTION - Driver legally blonde!

?         Don't be sexist - broads hate that

?         Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway

?         How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost.

?         I'm an imbecile and I vote

?         It's Been Lovely, But I Have To Scream Now.

?         If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.

?         I Have The Body Of A God......Buddha.

?         This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me.

?         Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

?         I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere.

?         Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

?         Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

Okay, I admit, this really has nothing to do with Real Estate, but I was just looking for a picture of a bunny because my 4 year old asked how to draw one; (yes, I had to find a picture first) and when I saw this particular picture, I HAD to share. By the way, I checked snopes and HE'S REAL!!  The bunny, named "German Giant",  weighs 22 lbs. and is a tad over 3ft!!

I thought when you ate carrots and lettuce you were suppose to be skinny!!!???

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA!!

AS FOR ME AND MY FAMILY, WE WILL NEVER FORGET.....                                      

"A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink." - W.C. Fields

"If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor." - Joan Rivers

"The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie." - George Deukmejian

"I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming." - Jimmy Carter

"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose." - Dennis Miller

"They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken." - Raymond Floyd

"Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children." -J.Paul Getty

"Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning." - Anonymous

"I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell."
Garry Shandling

"No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying." - Anonymous

"The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em."  HEHEHE!

"Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!"

"Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that when you leave."

"If you can't say anything nice...come sit by us."  LOVE THIS ONE!!

"Never say "OOPS!" always say "Ah, Interesting!"

"My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance."

"They say kids brighten the home. That's because they never turn the lights off."  TOOOO TRUE!!!

"A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting beside you say " Damn that was fun!"

"Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening"

"As I said before, I never repeat myself."

"Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid."

"Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs." LOL!! SORRY GUYS!

"We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops."

"Marriage is an adventure, like going to war."

TOO TRUE, SO I HAVE TO LAUGH....... MY FAVORITE IS........."How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."

This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.  

1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for.    

2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.    

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.    

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.    

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.    

6. You mean the world to someone.    

7. You are special and unique.  

8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.    

9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.    

10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look.    

11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.